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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

psychochromatic:

Saying AP classes are like college courses, is like saying coffee flavored ice cream is like a cup of black coffee. If you think the one has prepared you for the other, you’re in for a bitter surprise.

I will never get over your tag for penis things because I have no equivalent tag and sometimes I wonder why the heck not

ifthisisyourthing:

seriously why do you not have a penis things tag WHY DOES EVERYONE NOT HAVE A PENIS THINGS TAG

how dare you tag my ask penis things that is false advertising young lady

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inverted-typo:

innerekonflikt:

how have I lived without seeing this

homestuckpositivityproject:

For bananaramses and animpalaoutofhell !

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kf1n3:

the ultimate boss battle

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

What are you!

Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.
Catherynne M. Valente, In the Night Garden (via backfromthedeadred)

honourinrevenge:

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calebostgaard:

A young man and a woman enjoy swimming in flooded St. Mark’s Square in Venice, Italy, Sunday, Nov. 11, 2012. I want this.

calebostgaard:

A young man and a woman enjoy swimming in flooded St. Mark’s Square in Venice, Italy, Sunday, Nov. 11, 2012. I want this.

isisthesphinx replied to your post “Soo…”

got your address. All’s good!

yay! i’m sorry again for taking so long to get back to you @_@

itswilliamleonard replied to your post “love triangles are so unnecessary like why have a hypotenuse when you…”

you and your math puns

me and puns in general

like let’s be honest if it weren’t for my ceaseless attempts to insert puns into LOSS it would be like 10x more serious as a literary piece hands down